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Vacation Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt — through July 31st)

Sorry for the delay, but though my cast is finally off, I’m still having wrist problems. Today’s limerick, haiku, and senryu theme is vacations. First, my limerick, which was inspired by my husband...

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Swimming In Verse

Jesse Levy, a Facebook pal of mine who participates in my Limerick-Offs, has challenged me and fellow Facebook friends to write a limerick starting with this line: There once was a swimmer named Dean....

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Flashy Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Limerick Laps (Limerick-Off Monday:

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Happy Birthday, Bikini (Limerick)

Today’s the bikini’s 70th birthday. So happy World Bikini Day! I’ve never dared don a bikini; They’re too skimpily small — teeny-weenie. Call me shy if you must, But I simply don’t lust After beachwear...

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Beach Day (Limerick)

Lying down on the sand to get tanned Is a pastime I NEVER have planned. And my swim skills are grim, Way too hard on my vim. But long walks on non-beach-land are grand. Happy National Beach Day! (Aug....

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Birthday Misadventure (3-verse Limerick)

This is how my brother Arthur’s birthday began today, translated by me into a 3-verse limerick: Loud sounds woke you up with a fright. Did a drummer come visit at night? Seems your exercise pool...

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UPDATE: NEW SUBMISSION DEADLINE – December 7, 2019 – Due to Illness. Sorry!...

UPDATE: NEW SUBMISSION DEADLINE — December 7, 2019 — Due to Illness. Sorry! It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word....

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Not Lapping Up “Swim A Lap Day” (Limerick)

Happy “Swim A Lap Day!” (June 24) “Swim A Lap Day?” I’ve heard that it’s here. But my swimming is dreadful, I fear. My strokes are too wild, And I thrash like a child, So it’s best that I rest on the...

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Whimsical Limerick

A man in the mood for a swim, Who would frequently act on a whim, Dove into a pool From a tree; hurt his tool… Vowed to stop going out on a limb.

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